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The Returns Self-Audit.

Tell your loyal high-returners from your serial abusers. A free field guide and worksheet to price returns customer by customer, on your own numbers. Runs in an afternoon, no access required.

Tacet · Field guide

The Returns Self-Audit

4
profiles
20–40%
cost of a return
1 afternoon
to run

What’s inside

Why the rate can't answer this

Your best customers and your worst customers both return a lot. The four profiles, and why the blended rate hides all of them.

Fraud vs. abuse

Two problems with opposite owners. A checklist to sort criminal fraud from first-party policy abuse.

What a return actually costs

The full reverse-logistics stack, worked on an $80 apparel return, with a column to fill in your own.

Score net contribution

A five-step worksheet to price a customer after returns, plus keep rate, the bracketing signal the rate misses.

Segment the policy

Four segments, four moves. Why blanket return fees tax the loyal high-returners you most need to protect.

Get the guide

Three pages: the four customer profiles, the fraud-versus-abuse checklist, and a fill-in worksheet to compute net contribution after returns on your own numbers. Free, in exchange for an email.

No sequences, no spam · One useful document

The worksheet is the manual version. The model runs it on your whole book.

Doing this once in a spreadsheet is a good afternoon. Forward CLV scores every customer net of returns, continuously, so you can separate the loyal high-returner to protect from the abuser to gate. It starts with the free diagnostic, on your own data.

Read-only access · No deck required · You keep the analysis either way